Summer Hiatus

I suck.

I really do.

In my defense it is difficult to blog when it’s summer time and the livin’s easy.

In other news…vacation taught me that I really miss cable tv. ┬áSpecifically, sports channels.

Missing these channels promotes guilt because I am aware that sports only serve as distraction for the masses.

As I type this I am watching an NFL game and a commercial for the Big Mac is on my screen.

Meanwhile the sky is filled with wildfire smoke and my daughter is dressed up like a pirate.

My son is concerning himself with my social media habits and commercials are causing me to doubt humanity’s continued survival.

I guess things are pretty normal.