I was thinking about my ten steps to save the nation post last week and then I got to thinking some more and…
Another solution to the problems our nation faces would be for me to become King…
I would be a good king. I promise. I think we would be better off if I just made all of the decisions from here on out. You understand, right?
Don’t worry. I promise not to board any of my soldiers in your homes without your permission. I also promise not to charge too high of a tax on tea.
I’m only doing this because our current form of government has become ineffective and it’s time for a change.
If nothing else you can be happy because my first act as King will be to bring back fancy hats for all!
Sound good? Excellent! Let’s get to it, then!