Fellow citizens, unless you know me personally you will fail to grasp the significance of these 22 ounces of godly nectar.
Fort George brewery in Astoria, Oregon brews my favorite readily available IPA on the planet (Oregon) by the name of Vortex. Clocking in at 7.7 ABV – its hoppy goodness is enough to make angels sing. It truly is the stuff of legend.
Imagine my delight when I come across it’s Imperial cousin boasting a robust (omg corporate buzzwords) 9.9 ABV at my local New Seasons Market! Did I catch a 9er in there?! Were you calling from a walkie talkie???
Have you ever smelled bliss? Have you ever tasted nirvana? I have and it’s name is Omegatex!
Find it now and sip responsibly.